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Re: Timelord Vs. Trekkie: The Series
Aboot four threads down...
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1/10/2008, 11:52 pm
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Re: Timelord Vs. Trekkie: The Series
Well...ummm...that's...SOMETHING!
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1/11/2008, 12:31 am
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I should mention that I don't write throw-away characters. I just haven't decided how to include Finction!Red yet.
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1/11/2008, 11:10 pm
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1/11/2008, 11:17 pm
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Re: Timelord Vs. Trekkie: The Series
Timelord Vs. Trekkie: The Series
Episode II- Fair Wind, Stargazer
Dedicated in loving memory of Sir Arthur C. Clarke
Spoilers: “The Nine Billion Names of God,” by Arthur C. Clarke (1953)
Note: The song aboot Major Tom is “Space Oddity” (a play on 2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke), by David Bowie
Scene: The Park
Characters: Shadow, Leah, Susan and Jay, Red
[Our heroes/heroines are lying on towels, staring at the night sky. All are dress in solemn black. Most have watery eyes; Susan is silently weeping.]
[Shadow, Jay and Red are singing]
Shadow: Ground Control to Major Tom.
Red: Ground Control to Major Tom.
Jay: Take your protein pills and put you helmet on.
Shadow: Ground Control to Major Tom.
Red: Commencing count down. Engines on.
Jay: Check ignition and may God's love be with you...
Shadow, Red and Jay: This is Ground Control to Major Tom.
Shadow: You've really made the grade!
Red: And the papers want to know who's shirts you wear!
Jay: Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare!
[Leah Joins]
Leah: This is Major Tom to Ground Control. I'm stepping through the door. And I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today.
[Susan, still crying, joins]
All: For here am I, sitting in a tin can, far above the world. Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
Leah: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still. And I think my space ship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much!
Shadow, Red and Jay: She knows!
Shadow: Ground Control to Major Tom. You're circuit's dead, there's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Red: Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Jay: Can't you her me, Major Tom?
All: Can you- here am I, floating 'round my tin can, far above the moon. Planet Earth is blue-
[Susan interrupts and points to the sky]
Susan: Hey! What was that?
[The rest look to the sky]
Leah: I think that was a star going out!
Red: Look, there goes another!
Jay: And another!
Susan: Number four!
[At this point, the group realizes that Shadow has been laughing]
Leah: And, *what*, exactly is so funny?
Shadow: Arthur C. Clarke, the man who's death we've been mourning, wrote the “The Nine Billion Names of God”.
Leah: So?
Shadow: Haven't you read it? Oh, well, it's aboot a group of Monks who ask a group of scientists to build a computer to generate the nine billion names of God, explaining that this is man's purpose and once that's done, God'll wrap things up and end the universe.
Leah: ...Right.
Shadow: Well, the scientists do it and they laugh and they wonder what the monks will think when the universe *doesn't* end.
Leah: But I don't see-
Shadow: After the program is complete, the scientists happen to walk outside and the story ends with the line, “overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.”
[The group is silent with shock]
Shadow: Fitting tribute, eh? I suppose there's only one thing left to do.
[Shadow looks back towards the heavens]
Shadow: Thank you, Sir Clarke, for creating scifi, and especially for Dr. Who.
Leah: And Star Trek.
Susan: And Firefly.
Red: And Stargate.
Jay: And Quantum Leap.
Shadow: Fair wind, Stargazer.
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3/26/2008, 12:06 am
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So the world ended...?
--- ~Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex~
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4/1/2008, 6:14 pm
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Not that I aware of...
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4/1/2008, 10:26 pm
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