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Re: Timelord Vs. Trekkie: The Series


Aboot four threads down...

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Re: Timelord Vs. Trekkie: The Series


Well...ummm...that's...SOMETHING! emoticon

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I should mention that I don't write throw-away characters. I just haven't decided how to include Finction!Red yet.

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Timelord Vs. Trekkie: The Series

Episode II- Fair Wind, Stargazer

Dedicated in loving memory of Sir Arthur C. Clarke


Spoilers: “The Nine Billion Names of God,” by Arthur C. Clarke (1953)

Note: The song aboot Major Tom is “Space Oddity” (a play on 2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke), by David Bowie

Scene: The Park

Characters: Shadow, Leah, Susan and Jay, Red

[Our heroes/heroines are lying on towels, staring at the night sky. All are dress in solemn black. Most have watery eyes; Susan is silently weeping.]

[Shadow, Jay and Red are singing]

Shadow: Ground Control to Major Tom.

Red: Ground Control to Major Tom.

Jay: Take your protein pills and put you helmet on.

Shadow: Ground Control to Major Tom.

Red: Commencing count down. Engines on.

Jay: Check ignition and may God's love be with you...

Shadow, Red and Jay: This is Ground Control to Major Tom.

Shadow: You've really made the grade!

Red: And the papers want to know who's shirts you wear!

Jay: Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare!

[Leah Joins]

Leah: This is Major Tom to Ground Control. I'm stepping through the door. And I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today.

[Susan, still crying, joins]

All: For here am I, sitting in a tin can, far above the world. Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.

Leah: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still. And I think my space ship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much!

Shadow, Red and Jay: She knows!

Shadow: Ground Control to Major Tom. You're circuit's dead, there's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Red: Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Jay: Can't you her me, Major Tom?

All: Can you- here am I, floating 'round my tin can, far above the moon. Planet Earth is blue-

[Susan interrupts and points to the sky]

Susan: Hey! What was that?

[The rest look to the sky]

Leah: I think that was a star going out!

Red: Look, there goes another!

Jay: And another!

Susan: Number four!

[At this point, the group realizes that Shadow has been laughing]

Leah: And, *what*, exactly is so funny?

Shadow: Arthur C. Clarke, the man who's death we've been mourning, wrote the “The Nine Billion Names of God”.

Leah: So?

Shadow: Haven't you read it? Oh, well, it's aboot a group of Monks who ask a group of scientists to build a computer to generate the nine billion names of God, explaining that this is man's purpose and once that's done, God'll wrap things up and end the universe.

Leah: ...Right.

Shadow: Well, the scientists do it and they laugh and they wonder what the monks will think when the universe *doesn't* end.

Leah: But I don't see-

Shadow: After the program is complete, the scientists happen to walk outside and the story ends with the line, “overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.”

[The group is silent with shock]

Shadow: Fitting tribute, eh? I suppose there's only one thing left to do.

[Shadow looks back towards the heavens]

Shadow: Thank you, Sir Clarke, for creating scifi, and especially for Dr. Who.

Leah: And Star Trek.

Susan: And Firefly.

Red: And Stargate.

Jay: And Quantum Leap.

Shadow: Fair wind, Stargazer.

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So the world ended...?

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Not that I aware of...

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