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The Peverell Quest


It's finally here!

A few notes before we get started:

1. I promised Starry I'd dedicate Pansy's next attempt a provocation to her if she made the BC colors Green and White, so this is for her.

2. Also, the phrase "near-orgasmic" comes from one of Starry's posts, and I filched from her. Sorry.

3. Yes, I know I'm depraved and after reading this you'll know it too.


The Peverell Quest

Chapter I



     So there we (Ron, Hermione and I) were, standing in the middle of Muggle London, still wearing our dress robes from the wedding, trying to decide where to go and waiting for Deatheaters to swoop down and attack us.

     “Right,” I said, “we can't stay here. We'll go to Grimmauld Place and plan our next move.”

     “We can't go there, Harry!” Hermione argued. “You know it'll being watched.”

     “If Vol-”

     “Would you please stop saying that night!” Ron yelled.

     “Fine!” I said, rolling my eyes. “If You-Know-Who has really taken over, nowhere is safe. At least Number 12 still has Order protection on it. Where else can we go where we'll be reasonably safe?”

     Unable to come up with an with an alternative, they agreed and we apparated to the ancestral home of the Black family. We did our best to check for Deatheaters in sight. Apparently, they didn't think we'd hide there. Cautiously, in case they were waiting inside, we opened the door and came face-to-face with the late Mad-Eye Moody.

     Actually, it was levitating dust made to look like the dead auror, but that didn't make it any less frightening when we asked, “Severus Snape?”

     “We're not Snape!” Ron answered hastily and was hit with a Tongue-Tying jinx for his trouble.

     Hermione tried, “this is Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter,” and also had her tongue tied.

     Then a thought entered my brain, literally, and with a small smile I said, “We're not the ones that killed you.”

     Satisfied, the dust fell to the ground.

     “Come on,” I said, as I fixed there tongues, “let's look around.”

     I headed straight for the living room, and as I expected, I found the dark-haired Slytherin beauty lounging on my couch.

     “Hello, Harry.”

     “Parkinson,” I said as I sat down in a chair across from her. “I didn't expect to see you so soon. He agreed then?”

     “Yes, but it would have been quicker if you told me what you were plotting. I had to for Draco to come up with the idea himself.”

     “Probably, but if he came to you, it means he really wants out. I know I can trust him now.”

     Someone, I think it was Ron, coughed behind me.

     “Sorry. Ron, Hermione, this is Pansy. Pansy, Ron and Hermione.”

     “What is she doing here?” Ron demanded, training his wand on her.

     “Put that away, Ron. She's helping us. Malfoy's come over to our side. Merlin, Ron! Stop pointing your wand at her. You probably won't see her that often. She'll only come when Malfoy has a message for us.”

     “No, I won't.”

     “Oh? What will you be doing, then?"

     “Draco doesn't want anything to hurt his chances. So from now on, I'm your partner, Harry.”

     I stared at her for a moment, before saying, “Alright, then. It's late. We should get some sleep. We'll talk more in the morning.”

     “Don't even think aboot it, Harry!” Hermione shouted. “You need to explain what's going on. Why do you trust her?”

     “Force of habit,” I answered simply.

     Hermione looked like she was going to argue, but Ron cut her off when he asked, “Harry, why is she wearing the ring you bought Lola?”

     An uncomfortable silence followed, then Pansy answered, matter-of-factly, “Harry and I are lovers.”

     ”Please, don't...

     Ignoring me, she continued, “you mean he didn't tell you? Not even Ron? I though all boys bragged aboot their conquests.”

     No, really...”

     “Oh, it makes me hot just thinking aboot it!”

     ”They already hate you-”

     “The night we spent in that broom closet...”

     ”And this is just going to make things worse.”

     “Our bodies pressed together...”

     Ok, you've had you're fun-”

     “My legs wrapped around...”

     Why do you hate me?”

     “You're hot breath on my neck...Oh!”

     She had said all of this with increasing breathlessness and the last “oh” was near-orgasmic. I couldn't help it, I rolled my eyes. Yes, we had spent some time in a broom closet the year before and yes, all of those things happen, but it wasn't the lover's tryst. It was revenge that backfired on me. The looks on Ron and Hermione's faces would have been funny, if I didn't know they'd kill me as soon as the shock wore off.

     Pansy didn't give them the chance, though. While they were still try to wrap their brains around what they had just seen, Pansy jumped up and said, “oh, Harry, take me to bed.”

     She grabbed me by the hand and led me to one of the house's bedrooms. After closing the door and sitting down on the bed, she said, “There. Now we can have some privacy while we talk. I want- Harry, is that door really more interesting than me?”

     While she had been talking, I had sat down beside her and was contemplating the door.

     “I'm trying to decide whether or not to put a Silencing charm on this door or not,” I answered.”We might want to keep this conversation private, but that might send the wrong message. This is just a conversation, right? You're not going to try and jump our you?”

     “That does sound like fun! Maybe we could do both.”

     “Parkinson...,” I said, warningly.

     “Alright, if I'm coming with you, I need to know what we're doing.”

     I sighed, then asked, “do you know what horcruxes are?”

     “No.”

     “There parts of a person's soul trapped in an object.”

     “And He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named made one?”

     “He made six, but two have already been taken care of.”

     “So four left. Do know where any of them are?”

     “I don't even know what any of them are.”

     “Bloody Hell...”

     “Tell me aboot it.”

     We sat in silence, then she asked, “Harry?”

     “Yeah?”

     “What happened on your birthday?”

     “We were attacked. A bad one. He was there. Why?”

     She hesitated for a moment, then answered, “Are mind links are getting stronger. It's not just the odd thought anymore. I'm picking up your emotions too.”

     “I know. I asked the twins a week aboot it a week ago. They still haven't found a way to remove them. We're probably stuck like this.”

     We sat in silence for awhile, then I said, “we should get some sleep.”

     In an instant, Pansy was back in her playful mode and asked, “afterwards?”

     “Go to bed, Pansy.”

     “Mmm. Best offer I've had in a while.”

     “Out!”

     She pretended to pout and left me to settle into bed, but I was interrupted a few minutes later by knocking on my door.

     “Forget it, Parkinson, I'm not going to- oh...Hi, Hermione.”

     “I want to know everything. Now...”

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 emoticon Poor Harry. *loves Pansy and her evil ways*

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emoticon I can't deny she's very fun to write. I kept snickering while I was typing that.

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Fun to read too. emoticon

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LOLOL That was great, Shadow emoticon emoticon

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*is waiting for chapter two*

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*is impatiently waiting for chapter two*

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^ditto

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Should be up tomorrow.

I'm writing it right now.


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*beams*

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